Jason Schutt

VERIFIED LAUGH-MAKER

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Identity

MALE, 50+ Y/O

Location

WA, USA

Last Active

165 Days Ago

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Movies

Fear & Loathing, LOTR, John Wick, Blazing Saddles, Monsterverse, , MCU, DCU, Evil Dead

Television

Family Guy, Rick & Morty, 90s Cartoons

Music

Beastie Boys, Slayer, CombiChrist, Devo, Brothers Johnson, Exodus, D.R.I., Black Sabbath, Led Zepplin, House of Pain, Testament, Overkill, Clutch, Buddy Guy

Beer

Double IPAs, Local Crafts, Any Brews

Hobbies

Beer, Web Design, Movies, YouTube, Cooking

The Blog

Stories, Rants, and Poor Decisions

2024-12-28

Santa Totally Ruined My Day

As his mother dragged him out of the mall kicking and screaming, Jason couldn’t help but feel that Christmas had been ruined for him.

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2024-12-08

Dino-mite Chronicles: A Hilarious Romp Through Prehistoric Times

Welcome, time-traveling enthusiasts and fossil fanatics! Buckle up your seatbelts (or saddle your Stegosaurus) as we embark on an epic journey through the land before time. Get ready for a tale so old, it'll make your grandma's stories seem like breaking

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2024-11-16

A Night to Remember: Beer, Blackouts, and Blown Transformers

It was a crisp October evening in 1994, Pittsburgh. The kind of night where teenage dreams and budget beer collide in a symphony of youthful misadventure.

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2024-10-30

The Great Movie Dash

One night, feeling particularly adventurous, we decided to sprint over to the theater instead of driving the 500 yards. The only obstacle was a massive ditch that separated us from our late-night cinematic fix

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2024-10-13

The Time I Had a Knife To My Throat

I peeked around the corner, half-expecting to see my nocturnal nemesis wielding a spatula instead of a knife. Lo and behold, there he was...

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2024-07-27

From Kids to Warriors: DIY Weapons and Our Werewolf Hunts

Looking back, those werewolf hunts were a testament to the power of imagination and the invincibility of youth.

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2024-05-18

The Day I Was Kidnapped!!!

It was a day that would forever be etched in my memory – the day I got kidnapped. Back when I was 15 years old, I was enrolled in a driver's training course.

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2024-05-14

Random Night in Portland, OR

My brother and I looked at each other in amazement and wondered did that really just happen.

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2024-05-11

The Dramatic Tale of My Entrance

I was born in a day three days after Christmas in 1973 in Michigan.

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Jason Schutt

The Blog

Santa Totally Ruined My Day

Dino-mite Chronicles: A Hilarious Romp Through Prehistoric Times

A Night to Remember: Beer, Blackouts, and Blown Transformers

The Great Movie Dash

The Time I Had a Knife To My Throat

From Kids to Warriors: DIY Weapons and Our Werewolf Hunts

The Day I Was Kidnapped!!!

Random Night in Portland, OR

The Dramatic Tale of My Entrance

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